Longest Post Ever

Never thought i would b blogging in
my entire life. 2 years ago when i
first discovered this entity i was
still snorting coagulated dust in my
lonesome apartment in a land far
far away (n getting high~!) And
saying hello 2 the drug dealers
and beggars in the street!
(haha tat sounded good!)

Anywayz, i think the Asian music
industry really needs 2 buck up.
Jay Chou and Jolin Tsai ain't
good enough 2 conquer the global
lands. In my opinion, we need an
Asian " Kate Bush ". (Dadawa is
the closest but nah she ain't
producing the music) The only
Chinese artist i listen 2 is Zhang
Xun (Who?) She's a Taiwanese
acoustic folk singer about my age
(how nice..) But she's influenced
by Neil Young and Nirvana. (But
who cares?)

What i'm really getting at is...we
need some REAL refreshing Asian
music around. Full of originality
and all that bullcrap. Know what
i'm saying. Dun ask me 2 do it! I'm
no David Lynch! Somebody else
gotta take over! Be the man!!
Thank god for hip-hop or we
might b stranded in corporate
bespectacled hell for all eternity.

Yups, thats my grief with the world
thus far. But have no fear, i got
presents for all y'all. Wanna watch
Asian dramas, movies, anime and
music videos for free? Go to
www.crunchyroll.com
Thats right, youtube ain't so hot
no more. If u're clever, u'll give me
a good hug and merrily be on your
way 2 free videoland ( no more
buying dvds, vcds y'all!!) If u're
stupid, u'll report the site to the
respective authorities and shut
it down (bitch!) So sue me, i'm
poor anyway~! LOL~!!!!

Back 2 this blog again, how nice
now i dun have 2 flood my
friendster media box with all
that media bullcrap and risk
fucking up my firefox! Hah!

Did i mention i made some
Polish friends from deviantart?
Simple, just draw some nice pics
from their arty photos and bam!
U's their friend for life (i think..)
I even get free work 2!( look at all
those photos...no nudes so far...)
Beats drawing the same imaginative
shit i have 2 come up with everyday.
what a struggle. no enjoyment. Wow.
Poland. Closest thing i can associate
Poland with is Adolf Hitler. Ignorant
bum.......Nice photos though. Show me
some LOVE~~!!!!!!

Longest post ever. Will try 2 beat the
record next time. Its like 5:34am now.
Like i give a fuck. Signing out like a
motherfucker.

Blogging is a real safe activity. Cos
all u see is words. (beeautiful......)
In real life i'm probably an axe-murderer.
Killing girls like Alan Moore's Jack
the Ripper from "From Hell".
LOL!