Sunday, August 24, 2008
Last batch of photos
I'm not like u moms, i won't scatter my ashes on top of
a hill in Penang.
I think i'll get my cousins 2 roll up my ashes like weed
and smoke them all away.
provided they outlast me of course...hehehe...
screw it lah! i dun even want a tomb, nobodys gonna
remember us....
heeheehee...now that ain't no joke.
good movies. good work. go watch.
Friday, August 22, 2008
老子复活!!!
i feel alot better after watching this!
hahahahaha!
my favorite is 周伯通 and 傻姑!!!
杨过 very playa but i also like him alot!!!
can't stand 全真教 and 李莫愁
so fucking square cannot find love become
useless chauvinist. Kao peh Kao bu become asexual
lah!
郭靖 and 黄蓉 i also very pek chek.
Lousy-ass parents. Even 黄药师 also dun like them.
Moral of this story is:
Even if the whole world hate u, u must also
break tradition. Quickly learn 玉女心经 then will
never ever get bullied again! haha! Then
student, teacher hurry up get
married!!!!
LOL!!!!!
haven't finished watching yet :p
Thursday, August 21, 2008
shoot em' all!!!!!
most adults are babies who
look like adults
shoot 2 kill~!!!!!
saying fuck on national television is like such a BIG deal
our moral fibre is like decaying with the rotworms and slugs
already. oooooo~!!!! time 2 reeducate~??????
Fuck u higher-class conservatives....eat plenty dick available.
PLENTY!!!!
YOU CAN GO 2 HELL, HELL, HELL~~!!!!
KISS MY ASS~!!! MOTHAFUCKINFUCKAS!!!!
LOL
Aiyah all of u go n die lah
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Next story gibberish
next story is...
once upon a time long long ago, A certain platoon in
a certain basic military training camp was having their
route march around the military island.
on this beautiful day, one recruit decided he was sick
and so stayed back in camp while the rest marched thru
jungle and hell all the way 2 the military stadium for
their passing out parade.
before this happened, the sick recruit half-way changed
his mind and actually went 2 join the route march the
next day.
so this particular thing happened in the depths of the
pretty jungle.
One guy decided 2 go pee during their marching break while the
whole platoon counted numbers to check the ranks. this bloody
sick recruit actually came back at this time and replaced the
peeing recruit. So the ranks was still unchanged.
Needless 2 say, the platoon left without the peeing soldier.
after the passing out parade (all recruits are now privates!yay!)
they found out about the peeing recruit and BIG TIME EMERGENCY
ALARM CALL! Even a helicoptor was despatched 2 look 4 him.
They finally found him in some part of the island jungle lying
on the ground vampire-style. Whole stomach gone with his organs
put neatly right next to him.
Murdered jack-the-ripper style. damn!!!!
moral of the story: if u're sick, stay sick!
army ghost stories rule........
oh yah excuse the lack of eloquence. i just woke up from
bed.
ghost cartoon right after the world war.
1985 version. I saw the ad for this one.
the 'now' version. Theres also one on the
animax channel right now.
my favorite ending.
some random episode.
halloween come soon....
i'm hungry, going 2 eat eggs again.
once upon a time long long ago, A certain platoon in
a certain basic military training camp was having their
route march around the military island.
on this beautiful day, one recruit decided he was sick
and so stayed back in camp while the rest marched thru
jungle and hell all the way 2 the military stadium for
their passing out parade.
before this happened, the sick recruit half-way changed
his mind and actually went 2 join the route march the
next day.
so this particular thing happened in the depths of the
pretty jungle.
One guy decided 2 go pee during their marching break while the
whole platoon counted numbers to check the ranks. this bloody
sick recruit actually came back at this time and replaced the
peeing recruit. So the ranks was still unchanged.
Needless 2 say, the platoon left without the peeing soldier.
after the passing out parade (all recruits are now privates!yay!)
they found out about the peeing recruit and BIG TIME EMERGENCY
ALARM CALL! Even a helicoptor was despatched 2 look 4 him.
They finally found him in some part of the island jungle lying
on the ground vampire-style. Whole stomach gone with his organs
put neatly right next to him.
Murdered jack-the-ripper style. damn!!!!
moral of the story: if u're sick, stay sick!
army ghost stories rule........
oh yah excuse the lack of eloquence. i just woke up from
bed.
ghost cartoon right after the world war.
1985 version. I saw the ad for this one.
the 'now' version. Theres also one on the
animax channel right now.
my favorite ending.
some random episode.
halloween come soon....
i'm hungry, going 2 eat eggs again.
true story gibberish
so hor...
we were still in the army in charge of a certain army occupation.
one day in camp we had to practise opening and putting back the
rifle,(i think it was still m-16 back then) but anyway, the whole
platoon was like super sian and down (like u're supposed 2 have fun
in the first place) practising u-know-what in a certain school hall
in camp.
then suddenly out of nowhere, these two straydogs showed up,
looking at us playing robots with our guns.
And they went up on stage, still looking at us working
in front of our sergeants, and decided to
have sex on stage. Unfortunately,
because the whole platoon was so down and depressed
(i-want-2-go-home complex) not everybody was laughing
at the performance. But the couple minutes of dog humping
really gave some of us a funny impression.
moral of the story: Animals can't really talk but they r pretty good
jokers.I can't say the same for all humans.
watch this if u think theres gonna be no next world war.
u watched it? hahaha..fool. i tricked u!
we were still in the army in charge of a certain army occupation.
one day in camp we had to practise opening and putting back the
rifle,(i think it was still m-16 back then) but anyway, the whole
platoon was like super sian and down (like u're supposed 2 have fun
in the first place) practising u-know-what in a certain school hall
in camp.
then suddenly out of nowhere, these two straydogs showed up,
looking at us playing robots with our guns.
And they went up on stage, still looking at us working
in front of our sergeants, and decided to
have sex on stage. Unfortunately,
because the whole platoon was so down and depressed
(i-want-2-go-home complex) not everybody was laughing
at the performance. But the couple minutes of dog humping
really gave some of us a funny impression.
moral of the story: Animals can't really talk but they r pretty good
jokers.I can't say the same for all humans.
watch this if u think theres gonna be no next world war.
u watched it? hahaha..fool. i tricked u!
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
bleh...
5 days after coming back from Penang,
i still got minor environmental shock,
namely no more cows and goats!
no biggie...
sore throat go away pls!
i still got minor environmental shock,
namely no more cows and goats!
no biggie...
sore throat go away pls!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Crave out of body
let souls go in2 otha bodies, ....coool....
this internet bullshit is so time-consuming...
do dead ppl go in2 babies??? sheet....
wanna cheat...
P.S Michael Jackson's "Bad" sounds pretty good
in the club. I was really impressed. End of report.
this internet bullshit is so time-consuming...
do dead ppl go in2 babies??? sheet....
wanna cheat...
P.S Michael Jackson's "Bad" sounds pretty good
in the club. I was really impressed. End of report.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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